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Guatemala Part 1: Hello Rain, Nice to Meet You


The road was as slick as snot from the past three days of nonstop rain but it was time to man up and ride through it (plus we really had no other option as our lease was up on the AirBnB). The dirt had turned to a thick pasty clay providing zero traction for our tired and worn tires, but with a break in the rain and our gear (all slightly damp) loaded we decide to make a run for it…Guatemala here we come!! We had big things planned…Tikal, Semuc Champey and Zephyr Lodge, Spanish School in Xela, as well as some friends and family visiting…Guatemala, you better not disappoint!

The 30 minute ride to the border from San Ignacio was smoother than Justin’s cooking skills, and the border was straight forward minus Mitch being ill prepared with zero dollars. How had he expected to get in/out of each country?! His long flowing golden locks are really starting to go to his head! Luckily between Antonia and Justin he was able make it work (good thing he only had to borrow $16.42). With this being the third border crossing, it was the usual routine…cancel one country’s temporary vehicle import, get stamped out, drive across the border, get new temporary vehicle import, get stamped in, blah blah blah. Our biggest challenge with the Guatemalan border crossing was the fact that they wanted copies of our passport after we had already been stamped into the country rather than utilizing our copies we aggressively printed in advance. Of course, there was no copy machine on-site, requiring us to drive over the bridge into town, and back, paying a toll in each direction. After watching two Australians go across the bridge 3 times for copies, money, and sanity checks – we said FUCK THAT! We sweet talked the nice customs lady into putting entry stamps directly on our own copies which definitely increased the speed of the crossing.

Back on the road, we headed directly towards Flores and were immediately greeted by torrential down pours. We aren’t talking about a Sunday afternoon shower here…mother nature really decided to take advantage of us here – Mitch’s visor was completely fogged over, and Justin had enough water in his shoes to fill Lago (lake) Atilan. When the Boys pulled off about 17 KM short of the final destination it was quickly concluded that they should stop for the night at a local hotel. Sopping wet, cold, and exhausted from the last couple days in San Ignacio (what!? we were stuck inside so our only option was to make pina coladas/margaritas all day) we all immediately crashed and slept for the next 12+ hours!

The next day the sun finally showed it’s sweet sweet face and we drove to Tikal to see the ruins. After looking at the past couple ruins not really knowing what the hell was going on, we bit the bullet and hired a guide. We spent the next 3.5 hours wandering the massive site exploring various temples and pyramids. At points we were more distracted by the Guatemalan women then the ruins. Tikal, in comparison to the other sites we saw in Mexico, was massive! It was lush, green, and reminded us of the ruins back in Palenque (Mexico). The guide turned out to be a good idea after all as he told us stories about the area, pointed out wildlife, and showed us places we never would have found on our own.

Upon returning to our bikes Mitch noticed a business card on his bike from a fellow KLR 650 owner, these people gotta be cool if they were on a KLR! We meandered on over to the campsite in Tikal and quickly made friends. Skip and Rachel were from Australia and had driven across the U.S., and then on down to Latin America. In years past they had even shipped their bikes to South America and toured around before their bike exploded and the trip was cut short. They had some great insight into Latin America and gave us some good routes for the next day to Lanquin.

The drive from Tikal to Lanquin wasn’t for the faint of heart. It consisted of mountain passes, burning piles of garbage, and some of the best fried chicken we’d had since Popeye’s. On a motorcycle it was a blast. Guatemala may look like a small country but it takes ages to go anywhere. There isn’t a single fucking straight road in the country. It’s a myriad of switch backs, up and over mountains, ranging from pothole ridden pavement to bone rattling rocky/dirt roads. It is incredible what the chicken buses are willing to drive on. We spent the day traversing mountain range after mountain range before hitting the last stretch into Lanquin, which was dirt and rock.

Arriving in Lanquin we checked into Zephyr Lodge, which Gabe had been raving about for weeks, and for good reason. The hostel was situated deep in the jungle with an infinity pool and a hot tub. It was pure heaven. Most people come here specifically to visit Semuc Champey, but we actually never made it there. Shhhh don’t tell anyone. It rained nonstop during our stay and after being spoiled with the waterfalls in Huasteca we couldn’t be bothered to tour them in the rain. I guess we are slightly jaded.

Next stop Xela for Spanish School!

 

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